Ready to find love again in 2020
Cousin George is
The Bachelor
Cousin George’s journey to find love has spanned decades and miles.
“It’s been a tough road for me and I’m finally ready to find my soul mate. I’ve had my heart ripped open before, but I’m in a really healthy space now and excited to put myself out there for true love.”
Cousin George is referring to the scandalous, short lived marriage into the Orlando Whitney family in 1896. After the split, the Whitney clan found Cousin George to be the perfect butt for an ongoing family prank.
“I mean, yeah, it really hurt, you know? I mean, guys.. I have feelings. Christmas has become a triggering event for me” lamented Cousin George, as he sipped on Kombucha juice and snapped a selfie. Cousin George attributes his recent healing to years of steady talk therapy, guided imagery, daily affirmations, journaling, and yoga.
Cousin George, whose Tinder profile reads, “I am the guy you can take home to the family” is hoping for a new ending as he bestows red roses to potential home-town-visit candidates later this season.
After all these years, what does he have to lose?
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